The High Frequency Troposphere Research Program is the delicate collaboration between Mullins Chain Drive and Rigid Hips Stockholm to bring you the most advanced technological motorcycle helmet known to man, and here’s a sneak peak of what’s to come. It’s not only chock resistant like no helmet ever before but it also makes you resist human capacity for reproduction, hunger, religion, dumbness, sadness and daily workday intoxication.The HFTRP helmet even comes with a remote mind control function to read people’s minds while cutting through traffic, and on top of that it’ll make you fully able to control the climate within a range of 4.7 miles and of course it’s 100% g-force resistant. This magnificent helmet won’t be available until sometime around 2013 due to a few unsolved technical/political difficulties with NATO, but hang in there; we will announce you as soon as they’re ready to hit the shelves. The HFTRP helmet will be able in NASA White only, not fake patina or flake paint – well, I guess fake patina is the new flake paint but who cares. This is cutting edge science at its finest and if you’re one of the first 100 lucky people to pre-order this helmet we will throw in a fluxgate magnetometer and a Happy Meal …for free.