måndag 29 augusti 2011

Avoiding Traffic Police / Step By Step

How to avoid getting caught by traffic police for not having a valid driving license.
Step 1:
Get a sidecar mounted to your bike.

Step 2:
As soon as you see an officer on the freeway, shift her down in third gear.

Step 3:
Jump over in the sidecar. (This will take a while, trust me)

Step 4:
You can still reach the bars pretty easily so steering is not a problem, but if your bike, like this one, has a foot clutch there's no way to slow it down, or brake.

Step 5:
Gently pass the officer, think about a safe place and keep a straight face, and as soon as the officer is out of sight you can start the process of climbing back up on your bike. (This will also take a while, trust me)

In Sweden it’s not illegal to sit next to someone who’s not even sitting there riding a bike so that’s perfectly safe, I hope. But please check up what the law says about this particular matter in your country before utilising the stunt in traffic.
Or just get a driving license...

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