måndag 11 juli 2011

Advanced Odor Detection / The Future Of Mechanics

Question; Is there any better fragrance than a warm ridden motorcycle filling up your garage? Answer; No there's not. And just how penetrating that fragrance is will be determinated by a myriad of mechanical combinations, let's take primary gearing for instance. A bad gearing combination will create an overstrained and overheated machine, and overheated machines burns oil and creates a highly unpleasant odor. A correct gearing on the other hand will make a happily running machine that'll only leave one of the most pleasant fragrances known to man - a warm motorcycle.

Original MoCo sheet of standard gearing and gas / oil capacity for all big twins 1936 - 1948.

So here at Rigid Hips we're now starting to develop a 'Motorcycle Odor Testing Device Unit' to be able to detect not only bad gearing but also every mechanical fault instantly through sense of smell.

No more counting gear teeth and boring math, no more uncertain wrenching in hope to detect what's wrong. The information is already out there - the only thing we need to do is find a secure way to measure and interpret the different aspects of odor.

We believe advanced odor detection to be the very future of every aspect of motor mechanical fault detection; fast, reliable, direct and antiseptically clean. But until this device is done we suggest you follow the ancient papyrus in the first pic and interpret the timeless codes to achieve final pipe dragging perfectionism in all four gears, ok that's all for now, but stay tuned.
Rigid Hips - Our Future Stinks.

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