Stainless Cocktail Glass For Air & Gas

Air and gas; the egg and sperm of the combustion engine. I just finished this dual carb intake for Sebastian's UL Flathead, it will give birth to more than a few strong explosions, hopefully. I did the intake and mount using an angle grinder but I was sober and angry so it didn't really take all that long, but for the next intake I'll definetly look into drinking, and water cutting.

Their Satanic Majesties Regret

When there's a storm on the horizon, some people build shelters, others raise sail.

Behold Brandon's divine metal work
He is mighty-minded and therefore he shall ride the whirlwinds...

Love Is Not A Victory March

Leonard Cohen said there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the lord, and that must be true since I went pilgriming this weekend, searching for the holy knucklehead grail, Sunday morning and the signs all pointed in the same direction - Delsbo.

So I drove up to my friend and mechanical mentor Anders Nygren. We went down in the ancient sacred catacombs and did not just find one holy grail, we found two. And since we couldn't separate them or they would lose their magic I had to bring both grails back with me to Stockholm. Hallelujah.

...Ancient mysticism at its best.

Tomorrow Never Knows

Poem of a Panhead;

Hey my name is the ocean, a rolling wave of motion
I was here before the deserts and the suns
All my islands and mountains can see the prophet’s omen
I was here before Jesus and the nuns

Hey now, watch me string Aquarius bow
Holy cow, raging roosters showing me how

Holy fountain of honey smiling gently at the entry
I was here before Noah sailed to sea
Rising ivy embracing magic altars of the dreaming
I was here before the sacred caravan

Hey now, watch me string Aquarius bow
Holy cow, atomic lobsters showing me how

Nowhere mansion invention floating free from facts and fiction
I was told the equator never ends

People In The Shadows / Hashish Eaters, Knight Templars

...and every other bible interpreter and sign reader, I've got a serious case for you.
Ok, two days ago I fucked the valves on the Hash Knuck, so I took both heads apart, and later that very same day I get contacted by Mr Jim Leineweber, he tells me my custom ordered Knucklehead cam is ready now

(this cam was ordered 1.5 year ago)

so I tell him to UPS the thing over here and this morning it showed up, complete with triple springs(!), needle bearing, titanium retainers etc

Now I have seen fucked cams before but this cam looks like it came from Sodom or Gomorrah. The pics don't even show how radical this cam really is. And I've never witnessed a Knucklehead motor that's comunicating with men before, and even if it's tounge may be a bit rough I totally get what it's telling me - it wants a wilder cam.

And by the grace of God, here's the answer to it's prayers:

In: Lift .540, Open/Close 54/84, Duration 318, Lobe Center 105

Ex: Lift .520, Open/Close 76/42, Duraton 298, Lobe Center 107

Pluto Degraded / A Galactic Scandal!

Pluto had total planet status from the day it was discovered in 1930 and all the way until 2006 when some wild assholes in the International Astronomical Union decided that Pluto no longer filled the demands to keep its planet status

…So Pluto got degraded to Dwarf Planet Status, or Plutoid if you wish, which I think is a total insult to this whole galaxy.

I'll Never Race Against Another Twin Cam

...or maybe I will

however, next time I'll make sure I got the correct tolerance from valve guide to valve shaft.
Before racing that is.

White Line Fever

Hi Lemmy...

Rigid Hips Suicide Control

If you want one of these, you can contact me on here

...or wait don't do that, contact Le Beef instead, he's way smarter than me and would probably do one of these for you alot faster, and better.

The Merovingian Bloodline

This reptilian bloodline includes the extraterrestrial-human hybrids who ruled Sumer, Babylon, Greece, and Troy, and which today, rule the world.

In fact if you go deeply enough into the genealogical research you will find that the entire Bush family is from this bloodline and also the Swedish Royal Family, but also Kaiser Wilhelm II, the emperor of Germany at the time of the First World War, and Maximilian Von Habsburg, emperor of Mexico, who died in 1867.

I always wear my Merovingian George W. Bush mask when I change cams, makes me feel royal and confident.

Cows Eat Magnets

This is the standard, cast Alnico cow magnets that has been the favorite of dairymen and veterinarians for nearly 30 years.

Cow mangets can prevent Hardware Disease in the cow. While grazing, cows eat everything from grass and dirt to nails, staples and bits of bailing wire (referred to as tramp iron)
Rigid Hips Cow Magnets wont be coming soon, unfortunately...

The Four-Headed Beast / Daniel 7:6

After that, I looked, and there before me was another beast, one that looked like a leopard. And on its back it had four wings like those of a bird.

This beast had four heads, and it was given authority to rule.

If You Don't Know Where You're Going - Any Road Will Take You There

Me and Rickard 6-Volt went riding today, nothing special, just breaking in the motor on The HASH Knuck...

Adam Wright Shoots Jason Jessee / Part #2

My friend Adam Wright sent me these clips a while back, this is part #2 of 3.
(You'll find the first part in a previous post)
Stay tuned for #3.

Rickard 6-Volt The Hero

Rickard, total hero, friend, and also one of the 6-Volt Brothers, is the new righteous owner of my old Panshovel survivor, really neat bike, built in the Bay Area in the early 1970's... This bike couldn't come in better hands.

"Hey! First kick bro"
(I already miss this bike)

"Yeah, whatever dad, the controls where too low anyway..."

Oh CRAP!

Sebastian's Birthday

“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion”
- Albert Camus

Happy Birthday Sibban!

(Photos / Miss Messo)

The Four Horsemen of The Electromagnetic Apocalypse

...or just plain symbolic sodomy? I wish I knew, hey where's Saint John the Evangelist now when we need him?

Ride of The Valkyries

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering along the edge of a straight razor
...and surviving.

Single Digit Knuckle

Björne is a true hero, he kickstarts his Knucklehead and aims for a single digit run on the quarter mile. You can try to follow him here

Generator Shovel 4 Sale or Trade

Genny Shovel / Straightleg Frame / newly rebuilt transmission / Chromed SU Carb / Flaked & Laced / This bike is super clean, strong runner / see article in Dice Magazine #24

Contact Carl for more info...

Rosicrucian Racing Cams?

1 - Rear Exhaust: The Angel with six wings

2 - Rear Intake: The Lion with six wings

3 - Front Intake: The Eagle with six wings

4 - Front Exhaust: The Ox with six wings

...If these were Rosicrucian Time Symbols that is. But they're not, they are cam lobes for my original UL Flathead restoration.

Reptilian Shape-Shifters & Valve Salad

Some time ago Stewart Swerdlow witnessed human sacrifice and blood drinking rituals at the Montauk Mind Control Centre on Long Island, New York.
And today Sibban witnessed valve snapping rituals and piston sacrifice on the streets of Gothenburg, Sweden (these cases has, as far as we know, no connection)