torsdagen den 24:e februari 2011

Tie Me To The Mast / The Great Egyptian Gravitational Experiment

Around 2000 BC during the great battles between Egypt and Assyria, there was a bouquet of visionary Egyptian Pharaohs that sat sail for the North Pole, up there there's no centrifugal force from the spinning earth counteracting with gravity, making the gravitational pull the very strongest on Earth. The Pharaohs needed the additional gravity in their attempts to breed a full army of combat Colibris; the problem they constantly ran into at home was the Colibri’s body only weighs about 3 grams which lead to the birds would be very hard to control in large groups, so the Pharaohs hoped the profound gravitation would add some dependability to the birds hectic movement patterns.

The reason for picking Colibris was their excessive appetite for several arts of Assyrian soft bodied insects, insects that at that time was the very bottom and foundering link in the Assyrian food chain but didn’t even exist in the Egyptian Eco System. So, without these insects the whole Assyrian food chain would collapse and the proud country of Assyria would die.

So they brought 700.000 Colibris and even more Assyrian insects with them in the greatest formation of ships ever to set sail from the sun drenched coast of Egypt. In the beginning their northern pilgrimage went well. But what they never thought of was the stronger gravity’s impact on the insects, so only about 2500 nautical miles from their final destination almost every single insect had died, which in relationship with the extremely cold weather lead to all the birds starving or freezing to death within the next few days. The nomadic bouquet of Pharaohs’ got very aggravated and disappointed over sailing so far for nothing. Or so they thought...

On their way back things got even worse when they ran out of food just a few days away from the frost bitten coastline of the North Pole. And just when they lost all possible hope, the Pharaohs decided they had no choice but to eat the dead insects and frozen hummingbirds, it was either that or death. This was when the magic happened, the combination of Assyrian soft bodied insects mixed with frozen Egyptian Colibris in direct combination with the excessive gravitational force would prove to be the faultless formula for bringing the Pharaohs supernatural powers.

Back then the Egyptians believed Planet Earth to be shaped like an egg, and the North Pole was the top, so when the Pharaohs got back home they instantly built the pyramids in hope to recreate a place that possessed the same gravitational powers as the North Pole, so the future generations could gain the same supernatural powers. However, after 80 years the pyramids was finished but since they are built so close to the equator they have very low gravity compared to the North Pole.

This was a failure of biblical proportions, and during a candle lit blood drinking ritual in the darkest of forbidden rooms beneath the Sphinx they swore never to tell anyone about this failure, after the ceremony was finished they went on a barbarian killing spree that ended the life of every single living soul that knew about this whole bizarre gravitational experiment. And to this day this still is a very sensitive hidden part of history...

onsdagen den 23:e februari 2011

Rainman Says; Subscribe To DicE

Hi internet, please meet Andreas Berglin from Stockholm and his Genny Shovel. I did an article about them in the new DicE but I didn't write down any relevant technical information, instead I had 3 liters of red vine and wrote about oscillating filaments. So here's the information about the bike, or at least some of it.

It's not really a Genny Shovel, it's a Pan Shovel built from a 1957 crank topped with 1975 heads, and a late 1950's transmission. The rear section of the frame is shortend 1" and the fork is extended 8", 16 / 21" tires, 1980's Alien tank and a rear fender from Roffe's Speedshop.

Andreas put this bike together in only three weeks of time - Then it took me 9 month to do the article about it.

So, according to Rainman that means Andreas could've built 12 bikes exactly like this one in the time it took me to do the article, and to do articles about all those 12 bikes would take me 108 months, and in that time Andreas could've built 144 bikes and for me to do articles about all 144 bikes would take 1296 months ...or 108 years. That's 648 DicE issues featuring bikes that all looks exactly the same, Dean would fire me in a heartbeat...

måndagen den 21:e februari 2011

The Shoreline of Dead Pony Island

Every single existing particle throughout the entire universe resonates at its own frequency, yet they all relate on a harmonic scale to each other. Understanding harmonics means understanding the very key to the universe – it’s all in the resonance, the rhythm and the volume. Different octaves of understanding, grains of vital energy ringing out and creating eternity, each note is split, dispersed through a fragmentary chaos of Hertz, scattered through all time and space, thousands and thousands of miniature resonating identities positioned all at random.

Like shattered mirrors of galactic proportions the notes are splintered through every dimension at every frequency at all ages at the same time totally unsystematic. Finding the pieces of these notes, putting them together, bringing them back up to tune and locating the pattern means locating the harmonies, and being able to tune in and feeling the harmonies means the only true self discovery, and self discovery means breaking free from our enslavement caused by reptilian manipulated DNA. Speaking physically humans are nothing but concentrated energy with a pulse, a beat, a rhythm that needs to indulge in these notes to form the delicate harmonies of free existence, we need to tune in.

The Annunaki manipulated our DNA with the purpose of making us unable to understand the universe, to make us unable to choose for ourselves, to make us unable to follow our own minds, to enslave our existence and control us as their cattle, through a rich palette of various communal master suppression techniques like Scientology, Mormonism and even McDonaldsism soldier reptile humanoids like L Ron Hubbard, Joseph Smith and Ray Crock have constantly been trying to blind us from seeing and sensing ourselves.

But tide is getting high, the intergalactic 8 ball is about to fall into a black hole; The Mayan calendar unmistakably points out, with tremendous precision - the year 2012 as the end of a grand cycle of energy for humans and all other life forms in this dimension. If we are standing in the very doorway of a cosmic paradigm shift here is hard to say, however I do suspect that the year 2012 will be the year when human DNA re-evolves back into its un-manipulated form, the year that the veil finally lifts between our manipulated human world and the reptilian humanoid’s, between the illusion and the truth, between Ronald McDonald and Spud, between Val Kilmer and Jim Morrison, between shit and falafel.

The atmosphere opens up as the new inter-dimensional horizons of the parallel universes morphs into one infinite solar flare; we’re penetrating a new undiscovered electric epoch, all magnetic fields are about to be dissolved, every zodiac sign is about to revolve, the oceans will burn and the mountains will fall, there’s a new parallel equator on the rise; dead ponies will rain down from the heavens.

Speaking metaphorically; Humans were sheep and Annunaki were shepherds ones upon a time, but now it’s about to turn into the opposite, now it'll be twice upon a time …and Tom Cruise won’t be riding shotgun.

fredagen den 18:e februari 2011

Mechanical Cryptozoology & Chain Driven Magnetos

A little update on the stroker motor for the TT Knuckle;

Charley's getting busy making this Knuckle/Pan adjustable jig...

The right side case is shaved, drilled and tapped for the magneto and chain drive to fit. Note the freshly milled out radius around the cam, ALL the way down to the race! It had to be done to make the #5 Leineweber cam fit. And a needle bearing will be used, that's why the cam bushing hole is drilled out.

In this pic the rear sprocket is flipped the wrong way to show the chain better.
The way the TT Magneto and chain bolts up is a pretty colorful and amazing construction; like two Flamingos in a fruit fight.

Single firing Wico Model X, the Ogopogo of the magneto world.

And here's a complete set of nos drain/freeze plugs for the cases. Well that's all for now, I got to dive back in the Baltic Sea, legendary sea monsters of gargantuan size are calling my name and I have to tame the Kraken, more updates on the Knuckle soon.

onsdagen den 9:e februari 2011

TT Knuckle Chassie

The chassie for the TT Knuckle is pretty much done, still need to weld two more brackets to the frame but all in all it's done. The frame is raked 1.5 degrees and the fork is extended. Since I have a hard time waiting around doing nothing in the garage I decided to run a steering dampner set up ...which had to be cut / stretched to fit the rake.

And out came another nonsense "product" that probably never will make it to production; the 1947 31.5 degree steering dampner head bracket. The bad thing is that now I have nothing to do again and I keep getting ideas. Hey Charley, please hurry up with the motor before I turn this thing into a full bagger!